I had a car repoed once. It was kind of funny because I had the car on a jack because I was working on the breaks. Since there was kids around I had the tire on with one lug nut and jacked the car down onto the tire a little.
Anyway I woke up one night to a hell of a sound. I looked out the window and my car was at the end of the road by the stop sign. Turned out that the repo man didn't realize it was on a jack and he drove right off it. Needless to say that he did not make it very far.
