Great story man, that ROCKS!!!
I GOT ONE TOO
My favorite school experience I'll never forget was when I was like 8 years old we were in a Church school and the teacher (who was a hard bitch) was sitting up the front in a chair reading to us all while we were sitting on the floor. I was bored and sitting at the VERY BACK of the group some 8 metres from her. I had a thing about picking bogies from my nose and putting it on my finger and then flicking it and watching it fly. Well it was just my way of getting rid of the boogy. Anyways I got one out flicked it, got another one out (good sized one too, slightly crusty you know what I mean heh) and just innocently flicked it away from the group (NOT INTO THEM) and then all of a sudden the teacher stopped reading her story and I looked up and she slowly opened her mouth and stuck out her tounge and pulled MY FUCKING BOOGY out of her mouth and said "Whos is this?"
HHAHHHAHAHAHA ( I SHIT YOU NOT THIS REALLY HAPPEND, I have friends who confirm it for me)
I being 7-8 years old and innocent sitting at the back of the class put up my hand and she calls me to her, places it in my hand and tells me to get rid of it. So I go outside and wipe it on the carpet outside the room.
It wasn't exactly cat shit I was making her eat but come on what are the chances of flicking a boogy 8 metres and LANDING inside your teachers mouth, and smack bang on her tounge. WITHOUT AIMING HEHE
Fuck I love that story.
Rock on Boneprone.
Sammy