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Originally posted by RocHard
They need to learn English as well:
"choice a free tour"
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Oh, it didn't stop there:
Hi Guys! I'm a nice young model and several months ago I with my girlfriends (Should be ?My friends and I?)
Made a perfect site to promote our beautiful bodies and to make money! But we don't know how to do this...
(Than why start the website in the first place? You should always find a market for your product/service and than KNOW before hand on how you intend to reach your targeted market/audience)
We know how to satisfy a man and make him cum, but we know just a little about how to promote our site and make really popular in net! (Exactly what is ?really popular in net? Could they mean, ?Become popular on the net??
Be sure that inside our site man will find absolutely exclusive high-quality pics and hours of video...
(Are they trying to say: ?Hey, be sure to checkout our members area for exclusive, high-quality pics & Videos??)
Lot's of hardcore sets, lesbian pics and of course simple babes photos, with exclusive action
(I must say, I?m really excited by those ?simple? pics that contain ?exclusive action!? ? WTF does that mean??)
?But we don't know how to find webmasters and to advertise our site!?
(So, I guess the folks that created the site to begin with know nothing about self promotion?oh?o.k., I can deal with that!)
And of course, you must read their ?signature??cuz you?ll need to see a vocal coach in case you can?t sing?
?Best sing up ratio on....."
Funny?.too funny!