Big_D

Well, its monday thats for god damned sure. And its a shit one at that.

Last night i hopped on my motorbike and was headed home. I didnt realize my front tire was flat as I only had to drive straight. Anyhow, I take a left turn onto a main road and hit a sand spot. the tire rolled, and I went sliding across pavement at fucking 15-20kph into oncoming traffic.

Ok, so I pick the bike back up and make it home. The girlfriend then cleans up my road rash with fucking iodine and alcohol. Then it started to feel better.

After she finishes her fucking friend gets done making some hot soup and trips and spills hot soup all over my fucking scrapes. Hurt like a son of a bitch.

So, I think the worse is over, hell no. I wake up this morning and my neighbors dog comes up happy as always waggin his tail. I reach down and give him a pet and then out of nowhere the fucking bastard bit me. I really hope tuesday gets better, Im fuckin hurting.