Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Guy: Honey, my dream has always been to fuck the living shit out of a hot broad while you watch...what ya say you call up your friend and we make this happen.

Girl: Honey, if you ever put your dick inside another girl, I will chop it off, stuff it in y0ur mouth, sew your mouth shut and watch you die gagging on your own cock.

Guy: So, want to rent a movie and maybe play some cards?

Girl: Sounds good hon