12-23-2002, 12:06 PM
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Location: Maryland
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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
One of the worst things about GM food is that there is a huge potential to fuck the whole gig up here. THe pollen from these frankenfoods seeps into the food supply. Pollen from the plants that produce a little pig vaccine here, a little industrial enzyme there. Pollinates a few plants here and there, and bammo we got talking tumors the size of tennis balls growing out of our fucking knuckles.
This is why I've totally lost faith in humanity. Even the supposed smart people on this planet are stupid.
We truly are bound and determined to fuck this WHOLE thing up...we're gonna nuke ourselves into puddles of pus, turn our foods into industrial, vaccinating, hair folicle uninhibiting, self preserving, skin beautifying, smart drugs. Chop all the trees down so we can bask in sunshine unhindered by pesky OZONE, and feel the nuclear breeze in our last few wisps of hair.
And all we'll fucking care about is getting a new gas guzzling turbo sport suv, with global positioning, satellite recieving, digital video capable, online ready hub caps. So we can eat granola bars that make our shit smell like roses, while making genital skin more smooth the the touch, did I mention it'll make your arm rot off?
Hurry up Dubya, fire up the war machine, lets kick off wwIII with a mocha frappa chappachino made from genetically modified java beans that halt the progress of alzheimers. I'm getting old, and I'd like to see a nuclear winter before my 30's. So go get some oil for daddy and the good 'ol boys and I'll turn my SUV into a lawn chair and watch the show.
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we need to get you a newspaper column...that was entertaining to say the least 
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