SleazyDream

so at a local strip club with 3 friends a couple nights ago, having a few beers. stressful week and needed a night out - anyway we watch this one stripper at the bar from our table act all bitchy.

so my buddy del goes up to her and asks 'why you so bitchy'
she flips
starts ranting that he needs to 'respect' her

del responds by saying - 'respect? isn't that just a word they use in hahahahahaha rap videos?' (no disrespect to my black friends)
she doesn't take this well so he walks away

she starts to totally flip on the bar - smashing a glass and acting all crazy - so we decide to leave. we pass her and she starts cussing us. My buddy chris says - we said you were bitchy cause you're acting like a bitch as he walks by.
she throws her drink in chris's face. chris walks on as mumbles - once a bitch always a bitch.
she freaks - and as he nears the door she throws her WALLET at chris's face. it falls to the floor and she jumps him doing tai kwondo kicks and such to his head. he throws her off him and the bouncer comes out starting to blame us - all we say is get your bitch off us and we leave. 20 yards outside the bar the manager comes yelling at us saying we stole her waller. we all look at him puzzeled and ask if he's on crack? he insists so we laugh and say - look idiot - search us - we wont' have her wallet. he does - no wallet shows up.

we walk on 10 feet and the bouncer comes SCREAMING at us accusing us of being theives. we stop calmly and without fear tell him NOT to accuse us of stealing - there is 3 of us and we're all larger than him. he's admit about the wallet - we remind him the manager just searched us but feel free to continue this and it'll get ugly - he leaves.

we turn the corner and chris pulls her wallet out of his pocket. he had kicked it out the door when she threw it at him. I was impressed to say the least - the manager searched him and didn't find it. anyway - she had $40 in it - chriss took that and used it to pay our cab fare to another strip club, then dumped the wallet in a post office box.

personally i don't think that was stealing - she ruined our night and should have paid our cab to another club. if you throw your wallet at someone with intent to hurt them, far as I'm concerned it's the same as giving it to them. she'll get it back but not before she pays to have much of the id replaced. should be a good lesson for her in 'respect' lol

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