Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

About as much as I plan on having a pig by my side 24/7, and sleeping with one next to me at night.

You do realize that if someone is going to mug you and pop a couple caps in your ass, that they are just going to do it, and there probably isn't going to be a cop right there to save the day, right? Also, that when all is said and done, reporting to the cops is going to get you pretty much fucking nowhere, as they rarely solve many of these case in the first place...