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Old 09-09-2008, 02:12 AM  
Manowar
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Originally Posted by Suede2 View Post
That's nothing. In England we have the Politically Incorrect Genius known as Prince Philip. The man can insult anyone with the best of them.

1. China State Visit, 1986
If you stay here much longer, you?ll all be slitty-eyed.

2. To a blind women with a guide
?Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now??

3. To an Aborigine in Australia
?Do you still throw spears at each other??

4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation
?Where did you get the hat??

5. When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union
?The bastards murdered half my family?

6. To a Briton in Budapest
?You can?t have been here that long - you haven?t got a pot belly.?

7. To a driving instructor in Scotland
?How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test??

8. After the Dunblane shooting
?If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats??

9. To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea
?You managed not to get eaten, then??
that guy is a legend
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