Originally Posted by psbfo

Pilots' pension fund shot down.
Customers of 69th St. Bank screwed.
Ranchers' Insurance rides off into the unknown.
MLB pension fund strikes out.
NHL pensions on ice.
Air Force retirement plans bombed.
Cedar bank leaves customers hanging.
Jazz Investments singing the blues.
Bank of Iceland goes cold.
Teachers's pension fund gets an 'F'.
Red ink for Writers's Guild.