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Originally Posted by Mutt
no i like lots of cakes - i'm talking about the traditional white birthday cake with the white icing and some flowers on it and Happy Birthday Timmy written on it - even when i was a kid at birthday parties I didn't want it. Sickening sweet to me and i don't even know what flavor it was - i guess vanilla.
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Ah run of the mill yellow or white cake with royal icing frosting. Almost like they coat it in a soft sugar jacket that can actually be peeled off. Then hiding inside between the layers was another layer of that frosting or perhaps butter cream frosting also super spiked with sugar. Then some scary ass liquid food coloring icing is used to pipe the names on, which is so potent it will stain a tongue and teeth. Perhaps some hard as rock sugar candy numbers to add to the whole sick sugar overload. Then some plastic toy or something stuck to it along with dripping wax colored spiral candles.