Michael Bay? So what can we expect? A mask that transforms into Freddy Kruger's knife-gloves? And Mom talking the black lingo because it's "cool"?
Or perhaps Jason who steps on an squeeky toy and goes "Whoops" just when he wants to kill somebody because they "need" to incorporate some "humor" into the movie?
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