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Paully · 02-24-2009, 10:14 PM

Sorry, but this was put on another board, good re-write Paperchase.

Paully:

There is no way Max would have written such a polite letter so I've redrafted it to reflect Max's original intent.

Friday, Feb. 6th, 2009 LA MDC

Greetings you drugstore cowboys and lightweights,

I?m sorry that I haven?t contacted everyone, but I've been making preparations to go to the big house and changing the locks on my doors to keep my former porno 'friends' from ripping me off for everything I still own.

This is actually the very first opportunity that I have had to sit down and collect my thoughts. I hope you are all in the best of health, and free to have anal sex without having to ask permission to do so.

I want to assure you that physically I feel great, my spincter is still intact, and I?ve made some very positive changes in my life, temporarily ridding myself of the grip of the demon rum. I must confess that I had little choice in the matter because I am presently incarcerated in a federal prison, and my pruno is still fermenting as I write.

Some said it was inevitable that I should pass through here someday, because I?ve always had a problem with authorities telling me what I can and cannot do ? But I think that's a total lie and the justice system can go fuck itself including that @#$% of a judge who stuck me in here.

The authorities have finally jailed me on the incredibly vague and subjective crime of ?obscenity?. Of course, the United States government took it upon itself to order and scrutinize and fapp off to these films despite the fact that no one in the community where I was tried had complained about them because I hadn't yet made it out to Tampa yet on the Max World publicity tour.

It was clear at my trial that none of the jurors from Tampa Bay had ever masturbated to anything like my videos, but those same people have imposed their petite bougeoisie values on the lumpen-proletariat whose aspirations I represent.

And these films were presented to this jury not in their entirety, to maximize their stroke value, but in a way crafted by a judge concerned primarily by perceived ?demeaning treatment? in the movies, including the use of ?harsh and abusive language? as directed toward certain female actresses in ALL OF my movies. Seems strange that an administration that condoned ?demeaning treatment? and ?harsh language? at gitmo would interfere with me, a true professional, but that?s what happened?

Amazingly, the sheeople jury went along with the whole government program, as I now know they almost always do, (my lawyers neglected to tell me this at the time)and convicted me on all 10 counts.

The evil judge sentenced me to 46 months and a fine of nearly one hundred thousand dollars. I?m holding out hope that I can get conviction overturned with the right mixture of bribes and sexual favors, but it?s an uphill battle since most of the perverts on the bench are over in the ninth circuit. The laws on the books are clearly out of step with what the public has demanded, if you consider the public to be made up of convicted sex offenders and the weirdos who post at XPT.

However, in the meantime, I would encourage all of you to let your representatives in government know how outraged you are about this gross infringement on your freedom of speech, even though they are too busy pandering to local 70 year old church ladies to actually give a shit about what you think.

They are flicking the lights in here and that means it?s time to head off to our cells to enjoy furtive sexual encounters. But I?ll write back soon and let you know how things are going, and pass on the benefit of my sexual experiences here. Until then, stay positive and live every day as if it were your last.

Sincerely,
Paul F. Little

Mailing Address

Paul F. Little, Federal # 44902-112
Section 5-North
Metropolitan Detention Center, Los Angeles
P.O. Box 1500
Los Angeles, CA 90053

P.S. Paully, could you get the keys to my house back from Brandon? I just know he won't be able to resist taking my wheels for a drive.

02-24-2009, 10:14 PM
Paully www.Max-Hardcore.com Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,556	Sorry, but this was put on another board, good re-write Paperchase. Paully: There is no way Max would have written such a polite letter so I've redrafted it to reflect Max's original intent. Friday, Feb. 6th, 2009 LA MDC Greetings you drugstore cowboys and lightweights, I?m sorry that I haven?t contacted everyone, but I've been making preparations to go to the big house and changing the locks on my doors to keep my former porno 'friends' from ripping me off for everything I still own. This is actually the very first opportunity that I have had to sit down and collect my thoughts. I hope you are all in the best of health, and free to have anal sex without having to ask permission to do so. I want to assure you that physically I feel great, my spincter is still intact, and I?ve made some very positive changes in my life, temporarily ridding myself of the grip of the demon rum. I must confess that I had little choice in the matter because I am presently incarcerated in a federal prison, and my pruno is still fermenting as I write. Some said it was inevitable that I should pass through here someday, because I?ve always had a problem with authorities telling me what I can and cannot do ? But I think that's a total lie and the justice system can go fuck itself including that @#$% of a judge who stuck me in here. The authorities have finally jailed me on the incredibly vague and subjective crime of ?obscenity?. Of course, the United States government took it upon itself to order and scrutinize and fapp off to these films despite the fact that no one in the community where I was tried had complained about them because I hadn't yet made it out to Tampa yet on the Max World publicity tour. It was clear at my trial that none of the jurors from Tampa Bay had ever masturbated to anything like my videos, but those same people have imposed their petite bougeoisie values on the lumpen-proletariat whose aspirations I represent. And these films were presented to this jury not in their entirety, to maximize their stroke value, but in a way crafted by a judge concerned primarily by perceived ?demeaning treatment? in the movies, including the use of ?harsh and abusive language? as directed toward certain female actresses in ALL OF my movies. Seems strange that an administration that condoned ?demeaning treatment? and ?harsh language? at gitmo would interfere with me, a true professional, but that?s what happened? Amazingly, the sheeople jury went along with the whole government program, as I now know they almost always do, (my lawyers neglected to tell me this at the time)and convicted me on all 10 counts. The evil judge sentenced me to 46 months and a fine of nearly one hundred thousand dollars. I?m holding out hope that I can get conviction overturned with the right mixture of bribes and sexual favors, but it?s an uphill battle since most of the perverts on the bench are over in the ninth circuit. The laws on the books are clearly out of step with what the public has demanded, if you consider the public to be made up of convicted sex offenders and the weirdos who post at XPT. However, in the meantime, I would encourage all of you to let your representatives in government know how outraged you are about this gross infringement on your freedom of speech, even though they are too busy pandering to local 70 year old church ladies to actually give a shit about what you think. They are flicking the lights in here and that means it?s time to head off to our cells to enjoy furtive sexual encounters. But I?ll write back soon and let you know how things are going, and pass on the benefit of my sexual experiences here. Until then, stay positive and live every day as if it were your last. Sincerely, Paul F. Little Mailing Address Paul F. Little, Federal # 44902-112 Section 5-North Metropolitan Detention Center, Los Angeles P.O. Box 1500 Los Angeles, CA 90053 P.S. Paully, could you get the keys to my house back from Brandon? I just know he won't be able to resist taking my wheels for a drive.