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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele
A blonde and brunette are walking down the street when the brunettes sees her boyfriend in the flower shop.
"Great", the brunette said, "My boyfriend is buying me flowers for no reason"
"And thats a bad thing?" The blonde asked
"Well now I am going to have to spend the next 3 days with my legs in the air" the brunette explained.....
The blonde then asked "Wouldn't it be easier to use a vase?"
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LOL good one.
My favorite blonde joke:
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the barmaid: "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
She glares at him and says: "Look at me. I'm last year's female kick-boxing champion. And I'm blonde. Now look at those two women playing pool over there. One has a black belt in karate, the other is an aikido olympic gold medalist. And they're both blonde. Now look at those two mean-looking chicks in the corner. They're the WWF tag-team champions. And they're both blonde. Now do you REALLY want to tell a blonde joke?
The guy thinks about it for a bit, then answers: "Nah, you're right. I don't feel like having to explain the punch-line 5 times"