Originally Posted by mule

I posted this one in another thread a while ago:

In a park in the center of the city is a statue of a young girl and a young boy,
naked, reaching out yearningly for one another, but just not quite touching.
An angel flies over the city every day, and every day sees this couple,
reaching out for one another but just not quite touching,
and feels very sorry for them. So one day the angel brings the two to life, and says:

"For a hundred years I've seen you two reaching out to one another
but just not quite touching. My powers are limited, I can give you half an hour only,
but in that half-hour you can do whatever you've been wanting to do
this past hundred years."

The young couple gleefully jumps down from the pedestal and dives
straight into the busshes next to it. There is much scuffling,
flapping, heaving and panting, and fifteen minutes later they emerge,
beaming with happiness and satisfaction, and climb back onto their pedestal.

"Did you enjoy that?", asks the angel.

"Oh yes. it was awesome!", they reply.

"Well, you still have 15 minutes". says the angel. Don't you want to do it again?"

"Yes!", the girl says to the boy, excitedly. "Let's do it again!
Only this time you hold the pigeon, and then I'll shit on its head!"