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A guy walks into a bar and notices a guy sitting there with a head the size of a baseball.
Feeling sorry for him, he buys him a beer, walks over and says, 'Excuse me, I can see you're having a bad day, and I thought you could do with another beer'.
Grateful, the small headed man accepts and the two start talking. Soon the conversation turns to the size of his head.
'It's a long story' he says. 'I'm an archaeologist and one day in the deserts of the Middle East I found this old bottle. Cleaning the sand off it with my shirt, I was surprised when suddenly a beautiful blonde Genie popped out from it!'
'Master', she says 'For releasing me I shall grant you any one wish.'
'Pondering this I say to her, I have been here alone digging for three long years, without a woman...I would like to make love to you!'
'Master, I can grant you any wish but that, for I must remain pure'. She answered.
'Ok then' I said to her 'How about a little head then?'
Boom tish!
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