BREAKING NEWS...
FLASH - Couple Embarrassed When Police Break In On Them - Man Arrested
(AP) A man was arrested today for making a false Police report which caused Police to break in on a husband and wife in the middle of a sex act.
Apparently, the caller was a Peeping Tom who thought a woman was being assaulted, but it turns out that the couple had run out of lube, so when the husband tried to insert his unlubricated penis into his wife's anus, she initially screamed out "Help Me" and "No", as well as some other unintelligible words.
When the Police broke down the door they shouted "Drop It", and just as they did so, the husband ejaculated into his wife's anal passage. "I've never seen an anal creampie quite like that, and I see plenty of anal creampies in this line of work", a visibly shaken veteran police officer told reporters.
The Peeping Tom, whose name surprisingly turned out to be Thomas Peepers, was issued a citation for filing a false police report, and is expected in court once the City can find enough people to fill the jury.
Crime solved!!!
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