Is it just me or does DONNY LONG remind you of "Baghdad Bob"?
In an age of spin, Donny Long offers genuine feeling and authenticity. His message is consistent -- unshakeable, in fact, no matter what the evidence against him says. lol
That said, is it just me, or does Donny remind anyone else here of former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (aka "Baghdad Bob"). Yes the very same Bagdad Bob who, even as the regime he served was crumbling around him and bombs were literally exploding behind him (on live television I might add), made the following statements:
Baghdad Bob: "My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
Donny Long: "MARK YOU ARE DONE!"
Baghdad Bob: "I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."
Donny Long: "I NEVER LOSE. Everyday I make it to the bank cashing my FAT checks and laugh."
Baghdad Bob: "We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid (dramatic pause) and they are condemned."
Donny Long: "You have pissed me and so many of my friends and fans off with your bullshit and lies I would not want to be you right now."
Baghdad Bob: "Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"
Donny Long: "I'm successful and boy you jealous haters are a real piece of work."
Baghdad Bob: "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
Donny Long: "TO ANYONE ELSE that has posted that I have shot or fucked trannies or gays! For the last time shut your mouth because your dreaming and it will never happen!"
Baghdad Bob: "The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
Donny Long: "Hey I would stop attacking me if I were you! last warning. Just stay out of my threads."
Yes folks, both Donny Long and Baghdad Bob have shared the same immense credibility, career longevity as well as the respect of the people listening to them speak! lol
Oh, and while we're on the subject of
credibility, I will leave you with
two more "CREDIBLE" quotes from Donny Long:
#1 -
"I am not gay!"
#2 -
"I had NO IDEA that Seth Dickens* did Gay videos!"
* This is the Seth Dickens that Donny claims he "had no idea" was doing gay videos!!! ROFLMAO!!!
Even funnier is that Seth Dickens actually beat the shit out of Donny!