I went out a bought a Rival popcorn maker. These stupid things dont use oil for the corn kernels. All you do is fill the top scoop up with kernels place them in the hole and switch it on and hey presto you have non oily popcorn which is supposed to go into a bowl but instead fucking shoots all over the kitchen.
It works like a hairdryer and there is no way to stop the popcorn from flying in all sorts of directions so dont buy one of these unless you buy a metal helmet and full body armour because the un-poped kernels are fucking hot and sting when they hit you
My misses thought it was funny for some reason when all I wanted was some popcorn not fucking WW3 breaking out in our kitchen
