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"you know, you remind me of a cresent wrench"
her: " really"?
"Ya, every time I look at you my nuts tighten"
or the classic....
Walk up behind a girl at a bar and flip the tag up from the back of her shirt. She will whip around and say something like, " what the hell are you doing"?.....to which you reply.....
"Im sorry to bother you, I just had to see if you were made in heaven"
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