keep a pair of those magnifying reading glasses u can buy at the local store on the stand next to your bed. Have her put em on and bam, big penis.
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
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