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I first got into the adult business 5 or 6 years ago now. I'm still what most "veterans" would consider a "newbie", I don't quite understand this concept but I'm not the type to make mountains out of mole hills so I just go with the flow.
Anyway, I ended up running into this guy at a conference one year who swore he was like the epitome of adult gurus and tried, endlessly, to give me his advice. I didn't really pay attention to most of what he was saying as I'd heard all the same shit before from so many self proclaimed gurus in this business and have actively learned how to make it seem like I'm paying attention when I'm really thinking about something completely different.
What fucked me up with this guy was, at the end of his long ass rambling session, he looked me in the eyes and said he'd give me 10 grand if I could repeat his 6 major points. I kinda felt really stupid by now as I thought I'd just ignored my way out of 10 grand... but I pretty much instinctively went with the only 6 I knew of when it came to making a point...
"Umm, proper planning prevents piss poor performance?" I asked, completely dumbfounded and so sure I was way off.
"Here's your check".
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