I once spanked out a load driving between Moses Lake, WA and Spokane. Put on a condom so I wouldn't make a mess.
Once on I-5 between Seattle and Portland my ex-wife was fucking herself with a dildo when we passed a trucker and she gave him a show. Next thing I know we are being chased down the freeway by a convoy of truckers. Fucking CB radio!
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Unvaxxed, still alive.
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