Originally Posted by mountainmiester

Rickie Lee Jones. A girl I was dating had the tickets for a show at the Telluride Opera House and though I was no fan, it was something to do in a town where not much goes on.

RLJ Came out for a few minutes, sat at the piano seemingly unaware there was an audience there, played a few notes then took a seat under the piano doing nothing but sitting there.

After about 5 minutes, a stage hand came out and escorted her off the stage.

Another 10 minutes or so, they announced that the show was over and we could get our money back when we exited.

In the end, it worked out pretty well as I didn't have to sit through 2 hours of Rickie Lee Jones!