On the religious angle, even if God exits, he would be so irrelevant to your petty existance it would be ludicrious to care one way or the other. No one can convince me that any one religion ever got it right.
On the scientiific angle, there isn't any. Your theory is worse than the ones I've read in most bad sci fi novels.
On the other hand. Nothing is stopping you from making a meta-physics religious website and raping all these idiots that want to believe in ryhme and reason. I mean shit sounds way better than scientology if I only had two choices
scientology is much better monetized though so you have to find a good profit angle