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Just saw Karate Kid...where's my gun?
Went to the drive in with my 9 year old son. I am excited to see him finally be interested in a real movie and not some retarded pokemon/craptoon movie.....
What a long setup....
First ten seconds...growth chart...ok ok ok date dad dies...now I laugh WAA WAA..
Detroit single mom sent to China for the auto industry? HMMMM...ok
Little shithead cant hang coat on hanger....hmmm I smell a recurring theme
Is this movie a realmake, prequel, alternate universe to the old karate kid.
Ok fly with chopsticks...an homage....wait flyswatter...hahahah funny, not
Love interest...ok yellow Elizabeth Shue, I get it....so boring
Horrible acting...horrible. Villian kid is not evil enough...he needed a tat or funky haircut.
35 minutes in...GREAT fighting....Jackie Chan fights 12 year olds BUT he rigs it so they hit each other....mighty clever.
Training .....drop coat, hang coat, wear coat......THATs the WAX ON parallel....or is it to teach the little shit to hang his coat.
They keep going....oh man...12 minutes of coat hanging. I get it...when's the little fuck gonna question this...ok now....whoa HE"S A KUNG FU MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!
The "rocky style" training was good. Better than original. More stuff...not enough of it. Everytime DRE had to talk to the girl....took forever and it was classic Will Smith.
I liked the tournament, but overall what a piece of shit.
I WILL GIVE CREDIT TO THE KID....he knew his shit....there were moments of some cool ninja like moves.
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