I got it. Build a tube and stock it (like fish I guess) with 100% vietnamese
You are like top 1000 globally for like $1000 in traffic.
Your a BIG Cahuna in the wm world. Never mind it doesnt make jack shit. Hey sell em to Ravo. Now it only cost you $500 to have a monster tube.
God I am a genius.

j/k
Monster TUBE for $500 - Right This Way.