Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

Just got this in my email:

Upcoming Chav Pool Party - Your iNvited (Iphone style)

Myself am inviting yourself to my pool party and would either like the pleasure of your company! Myself will be wearing swimming costume and yourself can the the same as myself.

If you like yourself can have sex with Natalie in the pool and if you have a camera yourself can take good pictures and please get her good side.

Bring yourself beer (ONLY Stella in case I need to borrow some from you).

Thank you see yourself there!

PS: If you are small and eat chestnuts (ie: weesel) then yourself is not invited
PS2: If yourself manages to find the good side on Natalie, please let myself know what it is
PS3: Only 1 person is allowed in the pool at any given time