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Originally Posted by TheDoc
Do you have a signature, is your name to the left? Kinda odd when everyone knows who wrote it....
Technically, they need periods. But like you said, people know JFK is J.F.K - just like you knew which effect I was using and at the end of the day, it makes no difference because only a bitch would point it out.
I'm not a Democrat at all, not registered as one, voted for a Republican last time. I am from Texas, but I don't have an accent at all. And Bush does sound like a Texas hick that's got kicked by horse making him a bit slow on one side.
Let me speculate.... You're a bitch, you're such a bitch that even nice men end up being ass holes to you - and that takes a big bitch to pull that shit off, but no doubt any bitch that pulls the grammar card pretending like it makes some difference - is a serious bitch.
Hell, if you're going to open you cock holster more, let me stick my dick in it for a bit... then you can spew whatever shit about me you want and I will smile about it like your man does.
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My, my, how you do go on! Almost..almost but not quite enough to cause me to blush! And that should be "assholes", not "ass holes". Damn! You can't even get your pathetic attempts at insults right! Is English a second language for you by chance?
And there I was, all cool, slick and wet from the dip in the pool with my GF and now you're trying your pitiful level best to get me all hot and bothered! Oh, Cher, my people, we don' react like that! Our BF is in the Big City for the weekend on business so the two of us might just suit up and I mean SUIT UP (A 39" inseam goes from the ground all the way up, you know!) and hit the bar in the next town over because that little burg is just full of guys like you and we have a lot of fun teasing them!
And you should smile like our man does but you never will and that knowledge will worm around in your mind like an earwig............................................ ........................
I s'pose you know what an earwig is................................................ ..................
Earwigs don't really do what the old novels say they do but the thoughts which I have implanted in whatever you have that passes for a brain will worm themselves around like an infestation of maggots, eating at you nerve endings, your thoughts and your consciousness. I want you to think of myself, tall and thin, well-endowed, long and lean with my GF; a petite, only tall enough to come just up to my nipples...........................
.........and what she does and she has a great tongue and a wonderful taste!
I want you to think of her blue eyes, her perky little boobs and her blonde hair as it ripples like a flag in the wind as we enjoy each other........................................her eyes when she comes..............
...........and you will know that you will never; not now, not ever; NEVER experience anything like it.
And you will wish for the earwig.
Sally.