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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 1,368
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People should have to apply for a marriage license and be forced to wait 1 year. I bet that would help the divorce rate. 
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I am married to a cross between Roseanne, Joan Rivers, Howard Stern and Dracula. When we first got together, the sex was insane and we laughed all the time. What I thought were "quirks" are, I now realize, deep-seated emotional problems. On the one hand she's very bright, extremely creative and is a whiz at decorating and cooking. On the other, she's a real pig - whatever she takes off, she leaves right there. Horrible housekeeper, with no respect for the person living with her. Filthy sink all the time - we have a lot of expensive furniture, art, some great pieces, but the kitchen and bathroom look like subway restrooms - unless I clean them. I can't remember her ever cleaning the tub, or the toilet, or mopping the bathroom or kitchen floor. I have to tell her to clean the frig every few months, or penicillin grows rapidly. Very immature - it's like living with a 13 year-old who acts like your mother.
She's lazy. She grew up with Chihuahua's - I now live with 7 Chihuahua's - little yapping monsters and I'm surrounded with urine and feces in my beautiful home. She won't spend any time training them, but she will sit on the couch for hours watching "Dog Whisperer," "Chef," "America's Next Whatever," and "American Idol." She will cry over people being sent home, almos as easily as she will cry if I ask her to hang up her clothes and put away her bras and panties left out for all to see. I spend half my time picking up after her, the other half mopping up after these little rats. I said I spend A LOT OF TIME picking up after and cleaning up after her.
She's the most opinionated person I've ever met - she hates all the world and everyone in it, except two or three people she looks up to. And she turns her laser sighting on them sometimes too. She complains about her mother, her sister, her father, her stepmother all the time - if she was like this growing up, no wonder they hate her. People on TV, the clerk, the priest, the cop, the neighbor, my God - just everyman walking down the street, she's got a complaint about him, too - *****, *****, *****! Every relationship she gets into ends in disaster - work, friends, family. She gets in there, lights a stick of dynamite, watches everything blow up, and then cries like a little ***** when you call her on her part in it.
She is never wrong. And if you criticize her, somehow you have violated her civil rights, her very right to exist. Everything is a drama with her. For the first two years, every discussion became an argument that ended in tears. I know now she has had emotional problems and a history of mis-diagnosis and inappropriate and over-medication (anti-depressives, etc.) and it ruined her.
Control freak? When it got serious between us, when she felt safe enough to "let the cat out," I couldn't drive 2 miles without her giving driving lessons - "change lanes, drive faster, drive slower, park here, look out." I have literally had to shout at her like a madman to snap her back to reality. She thinks she knows everything about everything, and in reality, she knows about only a very few things, and is clueless about most. That doesn't stop her from expressing her very strong opinion. She wants everyone and everything to stand just so, move just so and "do and say the following."
I've never met anyone like her. She's the one you would be booing in a sitcom. And yet I've come to believe that if I pack up and leave her, she might do something... unpleasant to herself, and I can't have that on my conscience.
One thing I knew when I got involved, is that she would be faithful to me. I got screwed over by cheating, lying, stealing chicks in the past and I think that's mostly what I had my radar up for, ignoring the rest of it. I know she's loyal, and I am too - that had always been a problem for me in the past, but no more, that doesn't solve anything, just makes it 10 times worse. But is it worth it to have a loyal wife who is also a soul killer?
I'm getting tired just writing and reading this crap. I'm upset my life is turning out this way. I know I need to make a move, but I don't want to really hurt her. I know that, with her limited capacity, she loves me, but she's so wrapped up in herself, it's hardly worth it. Now I'm getting pissed off, I'd better stop now.
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