I went out to get a bite to eat when I came across 2 white guys fighting with 1 Thai girl (who was clearly beaten) and 1 motorbike taxi driver. When I pulled up, it was all verbal and the guy turned out to be DRUNK Russians with hardly any English or Thai language ability. The Thais could hardly speak English and not a word of Russian.
The cops finally came, and of course they could not communicate with the guys, and everyone kept asking me to help them. I only assume because I'm white that the Thais thought I could speak Russian. I can't, but I tried my best to communicate.
Long story short, the girl was 3 months pregnant and agreed to fuck 1 of the Russian guys in a short time hotel. His friend when, then afterwards he wanted to fuck her too. She refused, he kicked her ass and took her phone so she could not call the police. They beat the girl pretty bad. They ran out of the hotel, she followed and yelled for help, hence the taxi driver.
Since I was the only one communicating on all sides, the Thais told me how much money the girl wanted to make it all go away. The cop did not want to do the paperwork so he asked me to get it resolved on the spot. Somehow, I worked it all out and the guys walked away with only a $300 USD hit, while the girl got her ass kicked and lost her phone.
The cop tells me the guys can go, so I told them to get the hell out of dodge while they still could, as I was still not 100% sure which side was telling the truth. They left quickly.
As soon as they were out of sight, the taxi driver takes the money from the girl, three $100 bills, and gives the girl 1, the cop 1, and himself 1.
Since I did almost all of the work, I asked where mine was, and the cop told me he would remember me and if he ever catches me doing something wrong, he'll let it slide. Fair enough, I know how the game works.
The girl and the taxi get on the taxi's scooter and drive off. The cop gets on his scooter, starts to drive off but drives ACROSS traffic
and gets PLOWED by a speeding car!!!!!!!
Now I'm a witness to 2 DRUNK Thai guys who just ran over a cop. Lucky for the drunk Thais, the cop was not killed, he was just banged up, but his bike was toast. More cops came, took money from the drunk Thai guys (couldn't tell how much), split it up, put the cops in the back of a truck with his bike and everyone went on their way.
It's a beautiful morning at this point so I decided to take the long way home and drive along the beach. Along the beach are concrete benches. One of of these benches is some Thai guy, naked as a fucking J-Bird, laying back, beating his meat.
Morning joggers are running by and desperate whores who didn't get a trick are sitting near by, and those dude is just working it, buck ass naked. Amazing.
Needless to say, I made it home in one piece, but it's only 7:12am... can't wait to see what the rest of this day will bring.