Well now son, lets see here. You're 18? Great! High school graduate? Fantastic. See you scored a 48 on your AFQT, you are going to have your choice of branch son! Whats this, you speak a second language? Outstanding soldier! You are just the kind of person this country needs! Just one final question...whats that, you like to have intercourse with men? Goddamnit, I didn't ask that! Get the hell out of my office...
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