Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Happy Birthday Robbie!

I heard THESE are your Birthday plans for today:

Wake up, get a blowjob from CM.
Piss
Go back to sleep for two hours
Wake up to pancakes, bacon, coffee.
After breakfast, punch two guys in the face for no reason.
A little guitar tuning - gotta keep those chops up
Another blowjob from CM - hey, it's afternoon already!
Three shots of Tequila
Another random guy gets punched.
27 GFY posts - 2 directed at GideonGallery pointing out his fucktard status.
Dinner: steak and scotch.
Then it's off to a show on the Vegas Strip: maybe Poison or Whitesnake. Maybe Ratt, if they're still around...
Copious amounts of your drug of choice.
A blowjob in the bathroom - that's 3 today for the Birthday boy!
Two more random fights.
Finally, when you stumble home to collapse in bed, you stop at your computer and post one last GFY post:

FUCK YOU MAN!!!!

Then, to end the evening, it's "Lazy Man-sex" with CM, where she climbs on top and does all the work. Hey - it's your Birthday, and four of those assholes you punched actually deserved it.

Ahh, sounds like fun. Enjoy!!