Originally Posted by Kiopa_Matt

Ohhh, come on, get over it and accept the official version.

Terrorists from caves in Afghanistan armed with box cutters, managed to circumvent NORAD, took over three planes (with box cutters only -- these were skilled terrorists), and without much flying experience pulled off some amazing aerial maneuvers that impress even highly skilled air force pilots.

While hijacking the planes, the heavily armed terrorists with their box cutters used their super-ninja skills, and managed to take over the cockpits before the pilots could even call in a quick mayday. Because we all know otherwise, NORAD would have been in the air to save the day!

With military precision, they crashed two of the planes into the WTC, subsequently bringing both towers down in an implosion that impressed most demolition experts. These box cutting weilding terrorists were so good, they even manged to bring down another tower blocks away, in the same expert implosion style, without even hitting it. Now that's some skill right there!

That's how it happened, and don't ask any questions! If you do, people will get all flustered, start chanting "USA! USA! USA!", and scold you for being a tin-foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist, while they continue on with their merry lives.