Originally Posted by MetaMan

So I was cruising down the highway coming home from Banff. And i blew by this weight station (they are for semi trucks). I was defiantly speeding.

So 20 secs later i see sirens behind me. I pull over. This shaved head donkey cop walks up to my window. Asks me to get out of car. He then proceeds to tell me he would like to "pat me down for weapons".

The cop pats me down, give me a TSA ball grab and tells me "When you are carrying such a heavy load you have to stop at the weigh station".

He proceeds to cuff me and take me in. I'm fucking livid. $2000 bond.