I was at this party a few years ago and this chick was saying how she wanted to give guys shots out of her asshole... about 30 minutes later there was an ambulance outside taking her to the hospital after she poured 4 shots into her ass and got alcohol poisoning...
Yeah, make fun of me for watching the history channel, but I know that inmates pour a little bit of wine in their ass to get drunk because it gets absorbed 10x faster
