Let me get this straight:
You try to flash your bad-ass-badge by spewing bullshit out your mouth and you
sound like you're trying to get a point across.
I come back with some shit that makes you feel like an idiot, and you began to worry about your reputation. The only thing that comes to mind is to post

because you fail to think of any legitimate reply to my accurate points.
I push a little harder, probably invoking a little blood in your face and tears well up a little bit.
Now your fragile ego is really threatened, so you proceed to post your pussy convo you have with your girlfriend [who is afraid of being labelled a gossip, so is unnamed]
Now I've made much too aware of your own insecurities by pointing out that all you did was prove how fucking pathetic you really are, so you post your stats as a last ditch effort to 'wow' the crowd.
Used up, unoriginal, punked out and pathetic.
You're making this too easy.