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Old 05-01-2011, 01:27 PM  
ottopottomouse
She is ugly, bad luck.
 
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A married couple is driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.

She says, "Look, its shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
She asks, "What about the smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."
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