I am fucking LIVID right now
Fat pimply faced jackass working at Turkey hill decided to dick around and talk to someone in the parking lot when I showed up, at 9:54pm. He comes walking back in and says "can I help you" and I say "I want $10 in quick picks for the $200 lottery" as I'm handing him a $10 bill and the lottery ticket sheet.
He walks behind the counter then his phone goes off. Pulls it out of his pocket as he's holding my $10 and has the ticket on the counter.
I clear my throat to let him know Im waiting and he looks at me and goes "oh, sorry man... you wanted those for tonight right?" Yes!!!
As he goes to put the ticket through he looks at his cell phone again, just for a second, then puts it back in his pocket and looks up and says "sorry man, tickets have to be bought BEFORE 10pm, its 10:03 and I can't force the ticket through. you want them for next week?"
I look at him and say "thanks... you better hope I wouldn't of won" and walk out.
As I'm driving back I have even a BETTER plan... I'm going to find out what the winning numbers are and scratch them onto the ticket, then hire an attorney to sue them and say that I handed the guy the ticket BEFORE 10pm, but he screwed around and cost me $200 MILLION!
HA!!! I'm fucking genius! hopefully they dont read this thread...
