That's why the last girl that lived/worked with me would shower before she went to bed. I'd literally drag her out of bed in the morning, put her in the car and she'd wake up somewhere on the way to work. I had to get up at 8:30AM to get to work, do the bank run and set up to open 7 days a week... No way I could get her ass up, showered, hair done and ready in that amount of time.
I think it's time you turned in your man card, sir.
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