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Doing it in the dark (joke)
Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.
Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.
"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.
"Honey, let me explain?." he pleaded.
"You impotent, sneaky, Son of a Bitch!" she screamed.
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected, "Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"
...and that's when the fight started. ♥
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