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Old 08-11-2011, 04:45 AM  
Paul Markham
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This month was a bit slow, but it's August so it's expected.

However. Today is a good day.

Started out with a quickie before Eva went off to work.

Then had a great breakfast, crumpets and scrambled eggs with bacon.

Took Rajah for a walk, while having a coffee on the tables outside the coffee shop. A drop dead gorgeous girl of around 21 comes over asks if this is Rajah and sits and plays with him while talking to me and we have coffee together. She tells me a lot of people know about the crazy English man with the Boxer puppy, here in the village.

Then as we're walking home, the post lady hands me 2 large envelops from the UK. Which I stuff in the bag, when I open them I find they're 2 pension plans I took out in the 80s and they're telling me what they're worth and asking me what do I want to do?

Never knew I had them as I cashed all of the ones I had in, for what Gordon Brown would allow me to get for them, cunt that he is, and these are bolts out of the blue.

I think I'll go buy Rajah a bone.

All that can make this day better is for Eva to come home with the girl I met today and they set about me.

Not even the trolls can upset me now.

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