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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Yes. Why just this morning as I exited the kitchen I went to turn off the light and a piece of toast slid off the plate of breakfast I was carrying and hit the floor peanut butter side down.
Later I went out to plug my car in and found one of my tires nearly flat.
And the girlfriend that left me 5 years ago still hasn't brought back muh pickup truck. 
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You need to start writing country music.
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