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Old 04-01-2012, 04:45 AM  
CaptainWolfy
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Originally Posted by mavruda View Post
And that's not all !
You get her whole family members !!! FOR FREE!!!

Order one from us and you will get her 103 years old grand mother in pack!
You say - too old ?! There's not such thing like old in sex !

She has no teeth - all the gentlemen knows that makes the best oral sex ever!
And that's not all ! With your future asian bride comes her grand father:

You can drink with him, you can talk with him and even watch football on TV with him. You get shovel and mop to clean up , after he fells asleep on your $7500 sofa - don't get mad at him - he's 107 years old !!! Let's see how you will look like at that age and will you be able to hold your bladder for too long! Extra: He has no teeth either.
We also adding you that little kitten in this amazing package!

- don't say it's not cute, because it IS !!! There's no one who can stand in seeing such cuteness. You can make your new wife happy and make a gift to her. She can make a fine soup !
Notice: The kitty has no teeth!
And last to the whole $6000pack you will get this guy:


- he has nothing to do with the package, but he has NO TEETH!!!
Make your order now, don't delay - get rid of your loneliness and put a happy smile on your face.

P.S. Make sure to let us know about your brides's teeth.

$6000 - with teeth /standard package/
$11500 - with no teeth - golden package.

Call us now -

Chok Sum Cok - manager
"Fine bride" company Ltd
You can start producing content asap
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