love it, but honestly it is all going to end in tears.
any of these apart from the first could end up as lead poisoning
bitten by a street dog
had my car impounded by amet and my chica had to bribe them to get it out
had a girl taken to jail by politur for leaving her unattended on the sidewalk
had my bathroom toiletries pilfered by cheap mafiosa putas
been approached by cops in pharmacies saying 'we worky all day and are hungry' (more bribes)
been mistaken for a haitian refugee at night and subsequently harassed/searched by the cops
had to pay off middleman cops in cahoots with theives to get my stolen camera gear back
thats 6 more hassles than I've had in the last 10 years +
apart from first one when i bit her first
