The republicans would have been all over that like white on rice. If Osama-Lama-Ding-Dong died on their watch, they would have been dancing in the aisles - and FOX would have created a new news channel.
Bin Laden did not die while Bush was in office. Are you fucking stupid? Fucking Republicans would have been fucking each other in the streets if that happened.
"Just because I have my penis in another man's asshole doesn't mean I support gays or gay marriage. I do NOT support faggotry of any kind!
"I'm only fucking his ass because its my turn - we're just celebrating! We're all so happy to be hypocrytes that we just cannot stop pile-driving each other! Right up the ass! Bin-Limmy-Ding-O-Rama is dead! Long live Mujaherljgsdmnmnmnmthgkfgghb!"
"Besides that, GOD alone will judge us. The laws and the Constitution of The United States of America are irrelevant. Only (our imaginary) GOD can tell us what the right thing to do is."
"Now excuse me - I need to blow my load in this intern's anal cavity."
No wonder Chaney shot one of his "friends" (as if he has any real ones...) Years of repressed homosexuality, a limp dick, and frustration over not being able to do anything will bring that out in a "man". Chaney should thank his imaginary GOD that he is white and rich. Otherwise he would have been gassed.
I don't give a flying fuck about who is President. When Clinton was in office, I earned $1.50 (rough average) for every American dollar I earned. Now I get par on a good day. And good days are rare.
That's OK my American conservative friends - GOD will save you - just like He saved Rome. Particularly if you're a pornographer... God is just WAITING to bump you idiots up to the front of the line.
"Oh, look! Its Judgement day! Wait, wait! Lets bump the American pornographers who post at GFY to the front of the line so they don't have to mingle with common folk... Put them in the Green Room... Make them nice and comfy... fix them up with Craft Services..."
Fucking idiots and hippocrates. The world laughs at you while your pathetic ass-kissing cunt, err, country dies.
Grow a backbone and be the world power that you should be. We all love watching you kiss Israeli and Saudi ass - and talk about "God!"
I'd rather be Muslim. At least then I get a bunch of hot virgins when I die. Beats listening to fat white men.
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