Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo

first Latvian: Why did chicken cross road?
second Latvian: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.



Latvian man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! ?More bread for me,? man think. But bread have worm.