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More NASA - Less Warring and killing! The absolute pinnacle of American genius - genius that redefines itself constantly - year after year..
In spite of what you believe, America does NOT lie in wait, readying itself to blow foreign countries off of the map. No American President has ever tossed darts at a map and said "Why don't we just blow the fuck out of these assholes? I'm bored today..."
America does not own - nor does is dominate - foreign countries. That is not how it works. You read the news that America provided arms to the Congo. Sorry, that's what we are. Countries build relations - whether good or bad - and they support their "allies".
I than God every day - even though I'm not religious - that America is an ally and a friend.
Just to be COMPLETELY POLITICALLY INCORRECT: Does ayone here thing that George W. WANTED the towers to fall. Do you think he wanted terrorists to drive a lane into the Pentagon?
George W has been ridiculed endlessly, but he was doing a "good thing" - he was reading a book to school children. A perfect, idyllic, presidential moment. When he was informed about what happened on 9/11 he shit his pants. He's reading a book to school kids ( without a doubt the greatest inspiration they would EVER receive in their lives... ) and someone whispers ion his here:
Mr. President... We have a problem...
You could see his face turn down. Mr. Bush NEW the party was over. Mocking him for continuing to talk to children was the worst fucking thing your media could have done.
Just like any free citizen, Mr. Bush probably did not accept the realities of the situation when they hit him. Who would? Who would be prepared for that?
When 9/11 hit - and you could read my posts on PornCity if it still existed - I did not sleep until October. Your President - Mr. George W. - initially handled the crisis with grace, diplomacy, and a spine of steel.
Unfortunately, members of his cabinet had more influence (Even the new God Colin Powell) than GW was able to overcome.
George W. Bush was a man who watched Bill Clinton go through eight years of economic growth and watched ol' Bill getting his cock suck by interns. GWB was a party boy.
Alas, the world ended on his watch. Fuck the Aztecs - GWB did a GREAT job after New York was brought down. He was a man with a mission. Angry, yet focused.
Unforunately. GWB listened to the idiots in his caucus. How could he NOT? Colin Powell? A great man - a friend of Jon Stewart and Stephan Colbert... But a spineless coward. I'm a general, but I don't anyone to get hurt "giggle - write a book"
Sometimes, things get bad in this world. Really. Fucking. Bad. I thank God that America is willing to stand up and defend its allies - even when America's allies back away from their responsibilites...
But we - you - AMERICA - are beyond that. You are the beacon of light in this world. You define freedom. Americans - even though they may be under constant attack and argue about stupid shit on stupid television programs... America defines the free world.
Not stupid "I'm walking down my street naked" shit, but "Yes,sir (actual quote from an American cop in Rochester, NY ) "You can walk through this town naked as long as no little girls see you... You don't have to put yopur pants on, Sir, but if somebody looks at you and complains, we have a problem..."
America defines what this world is. Not for "better or worse". For the better. This is a beautiful world because America polices it. This is a great planet because America refuses to be constrained buy what we believe in...
Away from the television cameras, if you had a private audience with an American President and you said "Sir, you'll never land a craft on Mars - even if you did anyone inside it would die..."
America IS going to Mars. Fuck the wars, fuck the Democrats and fuck the Republicans - that all makes great fodder for Fox news and Comedy Central, but it is not reality.
America is - inarguably - the single greatest civilization that has ever existed on this planet. America loves it wars. It loves it guns. American has a probem with being fucked around and lied to...
Quietly though, even through all the irrelevant political bullshit, the name-calling (Obama is African! Romney is a plastic bigamist who doesn't pay taxes!) - everything is irrelevant.
Honestly? America should be above that name calling shit. Honestly? America IS above that shit. Does anybody here think that someone is going to vote for Romney because Obama called him a pissy-pants? Do you think no-one is voting for Obama because someone said he's Kenyan?
Give Americans more credit that that - for FUCK sakes. It does not matter what Jon Stewart or Fox News says - Americans will fucking vote for the man they believe in.
It is, oddly enough, as simple as that.
What is not so simple - or easy to explain - is that America will be right in its decision. Even as a pussy, bleeding-hearts.
This is random, rambling bullshit. If you actually read this - I apologize. The point is this: Every free country on the face of the Earth owes its freedom to The United States of America. Every country that is not free? I will not go there.
America, and Americans? I love you all. Every. Fucking. One. Of. You. I'm a pussy pino commie Canadian, but I - and my children - owe The United States of America everything we have.
God knows Canada didn't ever help us...
Goodnight, Ms. Calabash - whereever you are...
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