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Originally Posted by TurboAngel
I went to a B-Day party last night and sure enough I pull off the highway at my exit only to see cops everywhere. At first I thought there was an accident and almost jump back on the highway, thank god I didn't as it was a check point.
I shoved the beer I had been drinking between my legs (thank god for dresses) and give the cop my license, he looks at my tag then gives me my license back and tells me to have a nice night.
The Boobs saved me again, I thought I was going to jail.
How was your weekend?
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Was your GFY account hacked? Why the fuck would admit this? I hope you don't live in East Toronto - I have kids and animals and family I'd like to see live long, full lives.
True story: We were having a family BBQ. As everyone was leaving, a drunk driver came tearing down my street and smashed into a hydro pole, severing it at the base, and tossing his brand new pickup 20 feet onto my front yard.
If that pole was not there, my daughter, my sister-in-law, and her husband would be dead now. They were right in his path... My brother-in-law and I chased this guy down, caught him trying to get into his apartment. When we caught him, we saw that the skin on his face had been torn off from his air-bag.
I lost the urge to pound the shit out of him when I looked at his face. He had no clue what had happened.
I think I posted the details (and mayve some pics) here summer, 2005.
TurboAngel - I'm just a little surprised that your cunt is big enough to hide a beer bottle inside...