Originally Posted by **********

The condom was invented in 1887 by Daniel J Condome, of france.



The original condom was a banana peel but soon became something made out of pig guts. He used to buy unused pig guts from the local butcher and get his wife, Gilda, to smash the pig guts into a paste which was then rolled with a rolling pin into a skin which he would wrap around his penis and masturbate with. When MMe Gilda caught her man pleasuring himself he quickly told her it was a new device he wanted to invent to prevent pregnancy even though she had no children at the time. He had sex with her with his penis wrapped in flattened pig guts until 1891 when she became pregnant anyway, only it was due to Daniel J Condome's brother, Stinky. When Daniel discovered what stinky "le stink" was doing to wife Gilda, he beat him with pig legs left over from the comdom manufacturing process. One of the whollops left Stinkys cheek disfigured, at which time the local townsfolk began calling him piggy, or "les cuchon" even though they did not really know he had been beaten with a pig leg! Lol! The french.